I’m not dead. I’m doing a thing. I’ll be back soon.
Of course the Sherlock fandom is the only fandom with its shit together enough to have a joke
We have to understand that no matter what we do with our lives we will never be as awesome as Christopher Lee is.
I will never get over how he corrected Peter Jackson on the proper sound a man makes when he’s been stabbed in the back because he actually worked in the British clandestine services.
Or how he volunteered to fight in one of the most brutal fronts of WWII (the Finnish-Russian Winter War).
Or how he was fucking NAZI HUNTER.
Basically, Christopher Lee is the real Most Interesting Man in the world and I honestly don’t know why we tell Chuck Norris jokes when this badass is walking around.
And then I see him rambling on about how Saruman and Gandalf are actually Istari, which are one of the Maia in the LotR commentaries and I realize he literally cannot become more awesome.
Oh can’t he?
#Christopher Lee wrote a Metal Opera about Charlemagne #all opinions are irrelevant
I just read up on that and now I regret I didn’t include it! The man is 90 years old and he’s releasing a metal album next year. ACTUAL MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD CHRISTOPHER LEE.
OH GOD I FORGOT ABOUT HIS METAL
GOD HE’S HARDCORE AS FUCK
He’s also played Dracula like 5 billion times and in the first one he refused to use the terrible dialogue and wasn’t fired.
He was also bros with Vincent Price and Peter Cushing, but unlike them was able to get away from the horror genre and forged a well-rounded career.
He can speak 8 languages and will sometimes do his own dubbing for foreign versions of his films.
His family carries the coat of arms of the Holy Roman Empire.
He’s related to John Lee, Robert E. Lee, and Ian Fleming.
He really is the most interesting man in the world.
do you ever just cry because christopher lee
This is why I can’t have nice things… because Christopher Lee has them all already.
Apparently America just keeps going with the whole party weekend thing.
Today is Small Business Saturday and Monday is Cyber Monday. No idea what tomorrow is but we’re going with it. Accordingly, we’ve extended the time period on our discounts until Monday at midnight.
BLACKFRIDAY still gets you 10% off all orders and TURKEYPARTY gets you £5 off orders over £25. Have at it!
…and John announces his reaction to the news via another hearse:
We’re not American, but we’ve been there and we liked it. And we know some Americans and we like them. And we’re fond of celebrations. So we decided to offer a 10% Black Friday discount in the shop, if you use the code BLACKFRIDAY at the checkout.
Alternately, we’re offering £5 off any order over £25, with the code TURKEYPARTY.
Both are valid from now and expire at midnight on Friday, so make the most of them!