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Exciting news! The picture above is the piece published on The Bookseller last Thursday confirming that in March 2015 the first book in my trilogy will be published by Scholastic UK.Obviously this is the greatest thing in the world and a lot of cheese and croissants and wine were consumed in celebration. For those interested in writing and book stuff, I have another Tumblr here: http://melsalisbury.tumblr.com/ which will cover all of that stuff.You can also follow me on Twitter if you like: https://twitter.com/AHintofMysteryAnd the original article online can be found here: http://www.thebookseller.com/news/scholastic-acquires-salisbury-ya-trilogy.htmlI’ll still be using this Tumblr for jewellery stuff, Ylvis stuff and fandom stuff too!
samandriel:

moviesmovesme:

First the Ring now the Throne

What’s next? The Elder wand? Will it ever end, Elijah?

samandriel:

moviesmovesme:

First the Ring now the Throne

What’s next? The Elder wand? Will it ever end, Elijah?

(via boulevardofbrokentacos)

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nataliesama:

bagmilk:

karkatstuck:

tangarang:

fullmetalbukkake:

lafix:

A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur
NOPE

what the fuck is that

that looks like a god damn nightmare

and this is sound it makes

MOOOOOM

are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi

WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE THAT OH MY GOD

airbenderedacted:

nataliesama:

bagmilk:

karkatstuck:

tangarang:

fullmetalbukkake:

lafix:

A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur

NOPE

what the fuck is that

that looks like a god damn nightmare

and this is sound it makes

MOOOOOM

are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi

WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE THAT OH MY GOD

(via flaweddesignxx)

zeekayart:

laughhard:

This man was born for this job.

the chosen one

zeekayart:

laughhard:

This man was born for this job.

the chosen one

(via montparsassey)

 - Tom Hiddleston imitating Shere Khan

hellotailor:

sarahtheproudirishlass:

HOLY JESUS CHRIST.

I’M GOING TO FUCKING THROW UP.

MY STOMACH AS DROPPED AND I HAVE DIED YOU’RE ALL WELCOME TO ATTEND MY FUNERAL

EVERYONE NEEDS TO BE NOTIFIED OF THIS, ASAP.

And I’m done. Done. 

(Source: spooky-action-at-a-distance, via rainbowrowell)

Happy Birthday, Remus Lupinhttps://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/165789253/remus-lupin-earrings-harry-potter

the-vashta-nerada:

chronukkahlylate:

the-vashta-nerada:

the-vashta-nerada:

one time i picked up a penny and i hit my head on the door handle and i have a tiny scar from it and that was the third worst time i ever picked up a penny

the second worst time i ever picked up a penny was when one time i picked up a penny on the street and i almost got hit by a car

what’s the worst time you ever picked up a penny

i was in an airport and i hit a baby by accident

(via montparsassey)

My favourite photos from all those I took at the Ylvis: Expensive Jacket Tour show on 28.02.2014 at Oslo Spektrum. 

Good morning from Oslo! We saw Ylvis last night and it was hands down the best concert I’ve ever been to. Today we’re going to look at angry babies and possibly go toboganning. Coffee first.

someone banish me from the fandom for I have sinned

(Source: thranduilings, via reedstuff)

lbardugo:

Grisha Challenge

Favorite Ravkan Folktale → The Too-Clever Fox

Oh but this… this is so perfect.

(Source: solkorolevas)

http://fishingboatproceeds.tumblr.com/post/77777583873/there-is-a-post-going-around-tumblr-with-tens-of

fishingboatproceeds:

There is a post going around tumblr with tens of thousands of notes saying that I “announced” that a certain character in my book The Fault in Our Stars dies one year after the end of the book.

1. I have never said, written, or thought any such thing. (Photoshop is magic!)

2. If I had said,…

unitedrepublicoffandom:

whoever wrote this character was high as a kite

(Source: theladyelsa, via thefandomkeeper)