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A Note on Yesterday's Posts

fishingboatproceeds:

Hi!

I am on vacation so did not see the reaction to some of my posts yesterday, or I would have responded sooner. As a heads up, I am going to return to vacation momentarily and won’t be back until Friday.

But I want to apologize for an earlier tumblr post in which I captioned Hazel and Gus’s…

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kurloser:

roaminromans:

MY FAVOURITE PICTURE OF THE QUEEN 

EVERYBODY ELSE IS LIKE SHOCKED AND MORTIFIED AND SHE’S JUST LIKE “BUT THE PARTY HAS ONLY JUST STARTED MOTHERFUCKERS”

kurloser:

roaminromans:

MY FAVOURITE PICTURE OF THE QUEEN 

EVERYBODY ELSE IS LIKE SHOCKED AND MORTIFIED AND SHE’S JUST LIKE “BUT THE PARTY HAS ONLY JUST STARTED MOTHERFUCKERS”

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gentlemanbones:

soft-communism:

soloses:

why use gendered terms like dude, girl, etc with your friends when u can just call them comrade

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❤☮☭folloш foя мoяе soft сoммцпisм☭☮❤

NO, NOT SOFT COMMUNISM. IT MUST BE HARD. LIKE SIBERIAN WINTER.

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kaalashnikov:

cracked:

Dark Ages, Schmark Ages. The De-Textbook cuts through that and so much more fake-fact bullshit.

cloudy with a chance of witch burning

kaalashnikov:

cracked:

Dark Ages, Schmark Ages. The De-Textbook cuts through that and so much more fake-fact bullshit.

cloudy with a chance of witch burning

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pizzaforpresident:

diaryoftheblackannefrank:


after a reporter was asking him questions while he was trying to eat breakfast

omg

i love obama

pizzaforpresident:

diaryoftheblackannefrank:

after a reporter was asking him questions while he was trying to eat breakfast

omg

i love obama

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feministjewishfangirl:

poniatowskaja:

suddenlyprompts:

I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks; quickly, and in the most embarrassing way imaginable.

I’m guessing you’re referring to the incident with the horse, but that came at the end of a war that lasted 10 years. Speed is relative, but if it takes you ten years to fall for someone, I would not call that ‘quickly’.

I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks: slowly, then all at once, and with the aid of a giant livestock model

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melkorwashere:

alpha-blaziken:

Good Guy Sauron

#work place equality everyone 

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http://fishingboatproceeds.tumblr.com/post/88104772031/dailypapertowns-when-will-we-know-who-our-margo

fishingboatproceeds:

dailypapertowns:

When will we know who our Margo is going to be?!?!?

Since I’m an executive producer on the Paper Towns movie, I actually have quite a bit more say in casting than I did for The Fault in Our Stars (although I think the TFIOS cast is perfect).

Anyway, that’s why I’m able…

(Source: paper-margo)

lady-pizza-planet:

mymodernmet:

Scotland-based artist Jessica Harrison creates delicate, porcelain figurines covered in colorful tattoos in her imaginative series The Painted Ladies.

I will never stop reblogging this

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How to make Mendl’s Courtesan Au Chocolat from Wes Anderson’s The Grand Budapest Hotel

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221-weeping-hobbits-in-asgard:

whoaoh:

thegirlwiththethornonherside:

aaaaaaawwwwww

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING POST EVER

Sir Ian McKellan is in a Peyton Manning jersey. As an Indianapolis Colts fan and Peyton Manning fan, this makes me very happy

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kouje:

dress for the au you want, not the canon you’re in

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